21 things that only guys do

1.- Men don't hug each other: they break each other's backs.
2.- Guys don't hand things: they throw them from a distance.
3.- A man will never serve beer to another man; instead, he'll just pass the bottle (this statement goes against statement number 2, but just because the man has to preserve the beer's integrity).
4.- Men don't carry purses because they don't need them: wallet goes in one pocket, keys and coins in the other one, and cigarettes, pens and useless pieces of paper in the shirt.
5.- Only guys compete to find who burps, farts or pees better.
6.- Only men do the "flaming fart" trick.
7.- Only men say "pull my finger" (and this is the third statement related to farting... see any pattern here?)
8.- Only men brag about their scars and wounds.
9.- Only guys buy tons of drills, lawnmowers and toolboxes that they will never use in the future.
10.- Men will always try to change bulbs, put wall sockets or fix pipes, even though they know that in the end they will have to call a real repairman.
11.- Men don't eat salad in front of women.
12.- Men will never recognize that they caused the car accident.
13.- Only a man uses the words "jackass", "idiot", "moron" or "asshole" to talk to his buddies.
14.- Men will never admit that they were looking at that girl that just passed by.
15.- Men will never lift the toilet seat.
16.- Men will never change the toilet paper.
17.- Men will always leave some juice or milk in the box to avoid taking it out of the refrigerator.
18.- Men will always act like they're about to die when they catch a cold.
19.- Guys will never admit that they know the names of the Backstreet Boys.
20.- Men will always say that your favorite actor/music star is gay.
21.- Men will always answer "no" when you ask them "Am I fat?"